This is shit that makes me laugh, or reminisce. I had to use spellcheck for "reminisce."

NO, I CAN’T RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE’S COMING OVER TO CLEAN MY POOL.
MAYBE WE COULD … MEAT UP LATER?
Deeper than the Mona Lisa.
Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars
It’s… Beautiful.
(Source: kurbique, via fawkesmulder)